Either by design or by horrible accident, you have landed on my website. I'm a writer whose work is sometimes humorous and sometimes murderous. It all depends upon my mood and whether I have an adequate supply of chocolate stashed in my bottom desk drawer.
When I was a kid, my dream was to grow up to be a crime fighter - but it turns out the costumes aren't all that flattering and I kept tripping on the cape. So I became a crime writer instead. The work is a lot less glamorous, but at least I can wear sweatpants.